[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen#Def Leppard#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[solicitor reading my will] "He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".#Glasses And Pinches#Def Leppard0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.#Def Leppard#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.#Def Leppard0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.#Def Leppard#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing#Def Leppard#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller”. Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my ‘dad humor’ has clearly rubbed off!!#Helen Keller Courtesy#Def Leppard#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks#Turkey#Def Leppard#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..#Def Leppard#Driving#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp