[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen

[solicitor reading my will] "He [takes off glasses & pinches bridge of nose], He wants to donate his arm to the drummer from Def Leppard".

Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.