[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen

Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.

Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.