How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

If you are a turkey right now and someone offers to cut off your head, stuff you full of dressing, and cook you, do not do it. It is a trap.

I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore