Tiger Woods Jokes

On a golf tour in Ireland Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The villagers stare at the BMW as they have never seen one before !

I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one.

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.

If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?","An Animal, a Vegetable and a Mineral.

Could Cat Stevens beat Wolf Blitzer?,"No but Tiger Woods

Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Could Cat Stevens beat Wolf Blitzer? No, but Tiger Woods

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf.