What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place

I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year.

Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is "swinging a mean stick", so look out, ladies. He's back.