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A man was out of work... A man was out of work, and he was combing through the want ads. He saw that a school was looking for a bus driver, so he called and was asked to come for an interview. He got the job, and was surprised when he went out and found that the bus was garishly painted with Big Bird, Bert & Ernie, and Elmo. Still, a job's a job, he thought. As he went about his route, he stopped and picked up twin girls. These girls were rather portly, and as they entered the bus the first …

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Bert goes over to Ernie, and says ""I have plans for a heist right here on Sesame Street; you want in?"" Ernie nods in enthusiastic agreement, and Bert goes on: ""Alright, here's how it's gonna happen. When the sun goes down on Sesame Street tonight, we'll make our way in. You keep a lookout, and I'll take the loot. First I'll grab an ""A,"" then a ""B,"" and then another ""A,"" and another ""B."" Ernie looks at him in disbelief ""Letters!?! We're stealing letters? Where's all the money and jewe…

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Guy named Ross gets a new job as a school bus driver... He gets a bus that has Bert and Ernie, Grover, Big Bird, et. al. painted on it. He says ""Are you kidding me?"". Boss replies, ""Once you have some seniority we'll give you a newer bus."" So, he sets out on the run and at his first stop a boy gets on. Ross says, ""Hi. I'm your new bus driver, Ross!"" ""Hello sir! I'm Lester G!"". Kid sits down, takes his shoes off, and starts scratching at his feet and peeling scaly skin off. Ross is approp…

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So Jan gets a job driving a school bus. The first day of school, Jan is given the bus she's to drive. She's driving an elementary-school route, so the inside of the bus has been decked out with Sesame Street characters; muppets pasted on every wall. Jan shrugs and gets started on her route. The first kid is a super fat little girl. ""Hi, I'm Patty!"" Says the kid. Jan shrugs. Then heads up the street to the next stop, another super chubby girl who gets on saying ""Hi, my name's Patty!"" Jan cons…

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A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of hisriders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are namedPatty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on.At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took offhis shoes, and picked at his bunions.When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new thatday. He said, ""Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks hisbunions on a Sesame Street…

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