My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was... I told her it was the dude from Sesame street She said, "He doesn't count." I said, "Oh I assure you, he does." (obligatory cake day joke)

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head? Down for the count!

Why didn't the vampire eat out his girlfriend? Because it wasn't the right time of the month.

What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.