There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts.

Someone asked me, “Who’s your favorite vampire?” I answered, “The one on Sesame Street.” They told me “that one doesn’t count.” I said “he most certainly does…”

My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was... I told her it was the dude from Sesame street She said, "He doesn't count." I said, "Oh I assure you, he does." (obligatory cake day joke)

My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. I replied, "The one from Sesame Street." She said, "He doesn't count." "Oh I assure you, he does."