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The Oldest Profession A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they went all the way back to the Garden of Eden. The doctor said, ""The medical profession is clearly the oldest because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was an incredible surgical feat."" The architect did not agree. He said, ""But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out

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Flea jump test A group of scientists decide to investigate how high a flea can jump in relationship to how many legs it has (6 legs to begin with). They put the flea on a desk and said 'jump!' The flea jumped 6 feet in the air. The scientists noted: ""the flea currently has 6 legs and jumped 6 feet."" The scientists then removed the front two legs from the flea, put it on the desk and said 'jump!' The flea jumped 4 feet in the air. The scientists noted: ""the flea currently has 4 legs and jumped

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A son left his father a note... A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ""Dad."" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands... ""Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I'v

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Racist jokes (Teehee) Why is the white man such a honky? Because he invented the horn. Why did the white man cross the road? Because there was a cross walk. Why is a white man able to go 10 feet through the rain without getting wet? Because he drives. Why doesn't the white man eat white man's food? Because he created it in a laboratory using chemicals. Why are all ghosts white? Because they're people who didn't go to heaven. Why is the little guy on the crosswalk sign white? So that the white gu

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Two scientist try to feed up a pig... They decide to feed up a pig to see how big it can get without it taking a dump. So they make up a feeding-plan, consisting of 3 weeks of permanent feeding of the pig, while putting a cork in his ass. After one week, the pig has doubled its size. The scientists, amazed with the results, decide to continue with the experiment. After two weeks of feeding, the pig has grown to be the size of VW Beetle. The scientist decide to continue with the experiment, but d

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Quintuple pun There once was a scientist who was doing research into longevity. He had a lab in Florida and was working with porpoises. He had discovered that he could extend their lifespans indefinitely by feeding them an extract made from seagulls. So each morning he would go out on the beach and hunt seagulls. One day, when coming back from the hunt with a bunch of freshly killed seagulls he discovered that there was a lion lying across the path. But this didn't worry him as he recognized the

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