Joshua Jokes

Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it.

Dad I've got something to tell you.. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've be…

This joke was ranked the funniest ever Two rednecks, Joshua and Jonah, go hunting. Suddenly Jonah falls dead. Joshua calls the ambulance: ""Sir, my friend Jonah is collapsed dead"". The person on the phone asks: ""Are you sure he is dead?"" Joshua shoots Jonah in the head and answers: ""Yes, I'm sure"".

A son left his father a note... A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ""Dad."" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands... ""Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I'v…

In the not-so-distant future, Canada is in Civil War: Quebec vs. the rest of Canada. There are two friends, Ethan from Canada and Joshua from Quebec. They are both extremely patriotic, but still maintain their friendship by sitting hanging out at the border. One day while walking, they come across a magic lamp, conveniently labeled 'magic lamp'. They both dive for it, and a genie pops out. ""Alright,"" the genie says. ""You guys probably know the whole 'wishes' spiel, but since three doesn't div…

A father passing by his sons bedroom... A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands... "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and y…

If a kids room is clean, be skeptical A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands... "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. …

How the Internet Started, According to the Bible In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did…

A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out. The son returns a year later and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity. The father is upset and calls his friend who is also Jewish. “You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for a year and came back and told me he converted to Christianity.” His friend says, “you won’t believe this...my son Benjamin moved away for a year and when he came back HE converted to Christianity too”! Both upset, they call their rabbi and explai…

Fearful father finds an envelope A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been…

"The report" A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real pass…

I was having problems with my computer I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joshua

Two Jewish mothers met up for their regular weekly chat. One said: "Before we go any further, I have good news and bad news to impart." "Tell me the bad news," said the other. "My Joshua phoned last night to tell me he's gay." "Oh my! How terrible for you – and after all that you've done for that boy! But you mustn't blame yourself, you've been a wonderful mother. Now tell me the good news." "He's marrying a doctor."