My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.

[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"

dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot

Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge