[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"#Christian Mingle#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.#Christian Mingle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.#Christian Mingle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp