[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"#Christian Mingle#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.#Christian Mingle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up.#Christian Mingle#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.#Christian Mingle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars.#Christian Mingle#Jewish And Her0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them.#Christian Mingle#Marriage#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Accidentally made my Christian Mingle username 'Voldemort69' again#Christian Mingle#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night.#Buddy#Christian Mingle0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle? Only women get a "SUBMIT" button.#Christian Mingle#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp