[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"

Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.

Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up.

God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.