[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"

Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.

God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.

Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them.