Ethan Jokes

[Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: "What's his name?" Parent: "Ethan." Me: "The movie's starting, Ethan."

In the not-so-distant future, Canada is in Civil War: Quebec vs. the rest of Canada. There are two friends, Ethan from Canada and Joshua from Quebec. They are both extremely patriotic, but still maintain their friendship by sitting hanging out at the border. One day while walking, they come across a magic lamp, conveniently labeled 'magic lamp'. They both dive for it, and a genie pops out. ""Alright,"" the genie says. ""You guys probably know the whole 'wishes' spiel, but since three doesn't div…

A Heart-Stopping Reunion Back in the day, no one liked Ethan in his class. He was known as the kid who never cracked a book, always lazy and a bit slow-witted. His teacher regularly lost her temper with him. One day, Ethan’s mother came to school and talked to his teacher, who bluntly told her, ‘Your son doesn’t study, gets into silly antics, and his grades are poor. I’ve never seen a student as lazy as him.’ Taken aback, Ethan’s mother withdrew him from school and they moved to Springfield. …