Pearl Harbor Jokes

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

The Captain was Jewish and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes the Captain finally spoke. He said "" I don't like Chinese. "" The F.O. replied "" Ooooh no like Chinese? Why is that? "" The Captain said "" You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese. "" The F.O. said "" Nooooo noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE not Chinese. "" And the Captai…

Pilot to co-pilot The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!' 'No, no', the co…

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look At These ... A Chinese man is standing on a street corner waiting to cross. An elderly Jewish man walks up to him, and to his face, exclaims: "Go to hell! Go to hell, for what you and you people did to the innocent people at Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy, baffled, replies: "The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, I'm Chinese." The old jew doesn't want to hear it and says: "Japs, Chinks, you're all the same." The Chinese man, getting angry, crosses his arms and a…

An elderly Japanese man... An elderly Japanese man was walking behind me as I was entering a store. Since he was older and walked with a cane, I held the door for him. As he walked pasted he said, "Sank you" with his accent. So I punched him in the face and said, "How dare you bring up Pearl Harbor like that!"

I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!

Two pilots A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!" "No, no", the co-pilot protests, "…

What's the Difference? A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for t…

A Chinese man and a Jew are talking The Jew says "I still haven't forgiven your people for attacking Pearl Harbor." To which the Chinese man replies, "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese you idiot!" The Jew says "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" Then the Chinese man says "You know, I haven't forgiven your people for sinking that Titanic." Shocked, the Jew replies "That was an iceberg you idiot!" To which the Chinese man says "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" --- I didn…

I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, "Sank you," so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting on a bus The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says "man I really hate Chinese people." The Chinese guy goes "why?" And the Jewish guy goes "because you guys bombed Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy says "that wasn't us that was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy replies "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese you're all the same!" So the Chinese guy thinks about this and then says "well you know what? I really hate Jewish people!" And the Jewish guy goes "why?"…

A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name... "I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?" "I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you." Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." "I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese." "Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me." Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic." "I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg." "Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

A Jewish man and a Chinese man strike up a conversation... Before long they're arguing... Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you." Chinese man: "For what?" Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!" Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" Jewish man: "eh, Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?" Chinese man: "Well, you kow what? I hate you." Jewish man: "For what?!?" Chinese man: "The Titanic!" Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Tatanic!" Chinese man: "eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the dif…

Pilot and Co-Pilot The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?" The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like Chinese!" The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ...Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That JAPANESE, not Chinese!"…

A Chinese man and a Jewish man are in an elevator.. ..As they ascend floors, the Jewish man turns to the Chinese man and blurts out "You know what.. I don't like Chinese people too much." Taken back, the Chinese man asks him why. "Because you guys were responsible for Pearl Harbor!" Shocked, the Chinese man responds "That was the Japanese.." The Jew snapped back "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." Understandably perturbed, the Chinese man retorts: "Well you know what? I don't …

A Chinese Man and a Jewish Man walk into a Bar A couple drinks in, they start arguing, and the Jewish man says "You know, I never really liked your kind." The Chinese man asks him why. The Jew replies "Because you bombed Pearl Harbor." The Chinese man scoffs. "That was the Japanese!" "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese--it's all the same to me," says the Jew. "Well, I don't like your kind either" counters the Chinese man. "What, why?" aks the Jew. "Because you sunk the Titantic!" The Jewish man rol…

An old Chinese man and an old Jewish man are good friends …and have been for many years. Every day they take a walk to the park, sit on a bench, and feed the ducks. They never say much to each other; they just quietly enjoy each other's company. Which is why the Chinese man is surprised when one day, as they sit on the bench, the Jewish man suddenly says, "You know, Sam, there's something I've meant to say for a while. I really treasure our friendship, yet there's a part of me that's never for…

A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at the bar... The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people, for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy is like, "WTF?! That wasn't us. That was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy: "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... you're all the same." After a few minutes and another beer, the Chinese guy turns to the Jewish guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people for sinking the Titanic!" The Jewish guy: "Huh? They ran into an iceberg...…

A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient. "Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together." "What do you mean?" "What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!" "What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!" "Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing." "What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!" "The Jews sunk the Titanic?" "Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench... After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk. "What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk. "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return. "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave. The …

I held a door open for an Asian guy and he said ""sank you"" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.

Asians are sooo bad at driving.... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.