A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

What's the Difference? A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for t…

A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name... "I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?" "I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you." Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." "I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese." "Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me." Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic." "I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg." "Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at the bar... The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people, for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy is like, "WTF?! That wasn't us. That was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy: "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... you're all the same." After a few minutes and another beer, the Chinese guy turns to the Jewish guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people for sinking the Titanic!" The Jewish guy: "Huh? They ran into an iceberg...…