Mr Goldberg Jokes

Young man gets hired as a secret agent... He's told to deliver a top secret package to a guy named Goldberg, and given his address. He's told to use the passphrase ""The night-bird sleeps at dawn"" to identify himself. So, he takes a plane, to a train, and then a cab, and finally arrives at the guy's apartment building. He goes up one flight and knocks on the door. Guy answers. ""Are you Mr. Goldberg?"" ""Yeah"". ""The night-bird sleeps at dawn."" ""Ohhhhh you want the other Goldberg. He lives u…

A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name... "I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?" "I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you." Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." "I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese." "Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me." Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic." "I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg." "Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

A Jewish man buys a lottery ticket and wins. After the news heard about this amazing stroke of luck, they went to go and interview him. The news reporter asked, "Mr. Goldberg, you have just won $1 million. What are you going to do with all this money?" The Jewish man responds with, "Well, I'm going to give half of it to my family, a quarter of it to charity and another quarter of it to the American Nazi Association" The reporter was shocked and asked, "But you were a survivor, Mr. Goldberg. …