A Jewish man buys a lottery ticket and wins.
After the news heard about this amazing stroke of luck, they went to go and interview him.
The news reporter asked, "Mr. Goldberg, you have just won $1 million. What are you going to do with all this money?"
The Jewish man responds with, "Well, I'm going to give half of it to my family, a quarter of it to charity and another quarter of it to the American Nazi Association"
The reporter was shocked and asked, "But you were a survivor, Mr. Goldberg. …