Pearl Harbor Jokes

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting on a bus The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says ""man I really hate Chinese people."" The Chinese guy goes ""why?"" And the Jewish guy goes ""because you guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese guy says ""that wasn't us that was the Japanese!"" The Jewish guy replies ""Japanese

I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

TIL: After Pearl Harbor US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port.

A Chinese man and a Jew are talking The Jew says ""I still haven't forgiven your people for attacking Pearl Harbor."

Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident

TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub.

I came up with this joke myself. One person laughed. What do you think? I work with a guy who moved to Vermont from Hawaii. He likes to start with people but also has people who like him. Those people always ask about him..."How is he?", "Does he still work here?" My joke is in response to those two questions. (His name) is the reason Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. Evidently they missed. Yeah, he likes to create things like world wars. I'm not racist, I just don't like him.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeños? A Pearl Harbor

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw StevenSpielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says “You Chinese people bombed our PearlHarbor, get out of here.” The astonished Chinese man replied “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spi…