I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street. Afterwards he said, ""Sank you."" So I punched him in the face. He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.

My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said ""Sank you."" Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?

Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look At These ... A Chinese man is standing on a street corner waiting to cross. An elderly Jewish man walks up to him, and to his face, exclaims: "Go to hell! Go to hell, for what you and you people did to the innocent people at Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy, baffled, replies: "The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, I'm Chinese." The old jew doesn't want to hear it and says: "Japs, Chinks, you're all the same." The Chinese man, getting angry, crosses his arms and a…