Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look At These ... A Chinese man is standing on a street corner waiting to cross. An elderly Jewish man walks up to him, and to his face, exclaims: "Go to hell! Go to hell, for what you and you people did to the innocent people at Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy, baffled, replies: "The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, I'm Chinese." The old jew doesn't want to hear it and says: "Japs, Chinks, you're all the same." The Chinese man, getting angry, crosses his arms and asks: "Well what about all the innocent men, women, and children your people killed on the Titanic?" The Jewish man, furls his brown, and in a confused tone states: "The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg." To which the Chinese man quips: "Iceberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, you're all the same."