So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking in a bar... ...so they're talking and drinking and all of a sudden out of nowhere the Jewish guy hauls off and hits the Chinese guy in the face, knocking him off his bar stool. The Chinese guy is incredulous, ""what the hell was that for?!"" The Jew replies, ""that was for Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese guy, eager to set him straight says, ""That was the Japanese you idiot not the Chinese!"" So the Jew apologizes and they continue drinking. A few minut…

A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.. A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, ""What the hell was that for?"" The produce…

A Jewish man walks into a bar... ... and sits down on the only available stool next to a Chinese man. The Jew looks over and says, ""Ugh, I hate the Chinese!"" The Chinese man says,""Why!? What did we ever do to you?"" The Jewish man says, ""You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"" ""That was the Japanese, you idiot!"" ""Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man is furious and storms out of the bar. The next day, the same Chinese guy goes to the same bar and sits down at the only stool next to the…