A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

A Chinese Guy And A Jewish Guy are in a bar (Racist) After drinking for a while, the Jewish guy gets up and beats the shit out of the chinese guy. Chinese guy: What dat faw? Jewish Guy: That's For Pearl Harbor Chinese Guy: Pearl Harbor? Dat Japanese. I chinese! Jewish Guy: Chinese, japanese, same shit. The two continue drinking until the chinese guy gets up and beats the hell out of the Jewish guy. Jewish Guy: What was that for? Chinese Guy: Dat faw Titanic. Jewish Guy: Titanic, what are you tal…

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.. A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, ""What the hell was that for?"" The produce…

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench... After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk. "What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk. "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return. "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave. The …