Two pilots A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!" "No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah" That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike." There's a few minutes of silence.... "I no rike Jews." the copilot suddenly announces. "Oh yeah, why not?" Asks the captain. "Jews sink Titanic." says the co-pilot. "What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain "It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Gilberg, nomattah...all same."