A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument... A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument when the Jew rears back and punches the Chinaman in the nose. The Chinaman says, ""What was that for?"" The Jew responds, ""That was for Pearl Harbor you son of a bitch."" The Chinaman looks confused and says, ""Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I'm Chinese!"" So the Jew says, ""Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference?!"" Then the Chinaman rears back and punches the Jew in the nose. The Jew says, ""What was that for?"" The Chinaman responds, ""That was for the Titanic!"" The Jew looks confused and says, ""The Titanic?? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"" So the Chinaman says, ""Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?!"" **EDITED** for Spelling Mistakes.