A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument... A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument when the Jew rears back and punches the Chinaman in the nose. The Chinaman says, ""What was that for?"" The Jew responds, ""That was for Pearl Harbor you son of a bitch."" The Chinaman looks confused and says, ""Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I'm Chinese!"" So the Jew says, ""Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference?!"" Then the Chinaman rears back and punches the Jew in the nose. The Jew say…

A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

A Chinese man and a Jew are having a conversation. All of a sudden the Jew punches the Chinese man. ""What was that for?"" said the Chinese man. ""Pearl Harbor,"" said the Jew. ""That was the Japanese!"" ""Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"" So they continue on their conversation when the Chinese man kung-fu's the living shit out of the Jew. ""What was that for?"" said the Jew. ""The sinking of the *Titanic!*"" said the Chinese man. ""That was an iceberg!"" ""Iceberg, Goldberg, what's th…

A Jew and Chinese man are arguing... ...when the jewish man says to the Chinese man, ""well you bombed Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese man replies, ""That wasn't me, it was the Japanese!"" The jewish man says "" Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man then says to the Jewish man, ""well you sank the Titanic!"" Then jewish man replies, ""that wasn't me, it was an iceberg!"" The Chinese man says,""Iceberg Goldberg, same thing.""