The Captain was Jewish and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes the Captain finally spoke. He said "" I don't like Chinese. "" The F.O. replied "" Ooooh no like Chinese? Why is that? "" The Captain said "" You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese. "" The F.O. said "" Nooooo noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE not Chinese. "" And the Captai…