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A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient. "Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together." "What do you mean?" "What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!" "What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!" "Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing." "What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!" "The Jews sunk the Titanic?" "Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"

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