Nsa Jokes

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it: 370HSSV 0773H All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter. One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help…

Joke that was totally told to me by a Navy SEAL and I am not lying or anything After numerous rounds of, ""We don't know if Osama is still alive,"" Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. Noone could solve …

Q: Why is the Owl the smartest entity in the universe? A: I don't know... ...why? Q: Because it asked the first question. A: And which question was that? Q: Who... Who... Whooooo? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well that was a hoot! Humanity's answer to that was ""Oooh, sweet! Owl Leather"" Just stop me before I finish. I am transitioning into an altered being. I have already set up an entire god damned subreddit unindebticated an I'm-a-dedicate this to my g…

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden.

Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that"".

Reddit. Now a tool for the NSA.

Why did gays started to join NSA? They thought it stood for 'no straight allowed'.

LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up

I wish the NSA would stop listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA

A phone rings - Hi, this is NSA. Hi, yeah I know. You do? How? Well you are calling a phone that has no SIM card or battery in it. ^((Translated from Russian, I don't think much is lost by replacing FSB))

I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden.

So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]

The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes.

The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one.

9/11 and NSA joke combined. Shitty Quality downgraded the offensivnes because of Feffeeels. Diary of NSA technician 9/11 Its just plain wrong. Our drones Crashed. I spy Capable hackers. and our security being slackers.

I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel.

The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden.

Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.

Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA.

I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay.""

Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!

Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~

Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?