Nsa Jokes

Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter? Because if it snows

The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!

How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb? I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb

I like the NSA They're the only government agency that listens

why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden.

I'm starting to hate the U.S. government The NSA appears to be the only department which listens

I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.

The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!

After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted... ...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications. The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?" "Yes, David, how can we help you?"

LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet?,"Just ask the NSA They always keep backups!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business...........

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!

What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in

LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia? He was snowed in.

- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden.

How do apply for a job at the NSA? You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in.

[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)