How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb? I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.

How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!

- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off.