Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.

How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.

How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb? I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.