Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]

Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers.