Q: Why is the Owl the smartest entity in the universe? A: I don't know... ...why? Q: Because it asked the first question. A: And which question was that? Q: Who... Who... Whooooo? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well that was a hoot! Humanity's answer to that was ""Oooh, sweet! Owl Leather"" Just stop me before I finish. I am transitioning into an altered being. I have already set up an entire god damned subreddit unindebticated an I'm-a-dedicate this to my g…