How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word.#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10? Because Windows 7 8 9!#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP 👌#Skip#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why isn't there a Windows 9? "Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market.#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves.#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Which phone?? Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well#Microsoft#Technology#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How is Microsoft like a rapist? Both force themselves on you without consent.#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common? They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.#Brock Turner#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment? Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)#Justin#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners. Reasons Why Computers Must Be Male They carry plenty of data but are still clueless. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. A better model is always just around the corner. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having one is the games you can play. The lig…Read more#Microsoft#Why Computers#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp