When I was in college, I had a lot in common with Microsoft Excel. I misinterpreted a lot of things to be dates, even though they weren’t.#Microsoft#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Don't complain about Microsoft skipping Windows 9. They've never been able to count. They came out with Microsoft DOS without ever releasing Microsoft UNO.#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did microsoft say to the attractive girl in the room? Can I crash at your place tonight?#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to a conference... At the station#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb? I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.#Sony#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A jobless man applied for the job A jobless man applied for the job of ""sweeper"" at Microsoft.#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though*#Microsoft#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."#Microsoft#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother.#Microsoft#Work#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother.#Microsoft#Work#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
GM and Microsoft For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.#Microsoft#Q&A502🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... ...it'll be a vacuum!#Microsoft852🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?,"Because Windows 7 8 9.....#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX#Tex#Microsoft#Food#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why isn't there a Windows 9?,"""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest 7 8 9.""#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Which phone??,"Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same it freezes often as well#Microsoft#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Microsoft created a dynasty, would it be called the Bing Dynasty? xD#Microsoft#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?,"They install at night, while you are asleep without consent.#Brock Turner#Microsoft0🔗 ShareWhatsApp