Mr. Zakaria in Microsoft session BillGates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft #Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Mr. Zakaria Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Zakaria says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 p…

NO EMAIL An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, ""You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."" Taken back, the man protests that he is poo…

Laugh jokes I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P. ""GEORGE WILLBORN . CAUGHT UP IN TROUBLE"" It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright? "" JAMES HANNAH !SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO "" I think if you go to jail for something you didn't do, you should get credit towards another crime. LAW SCHO…

Three engineers There are three engineers heading to their college reunion in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. The car breaks down along the way for seemingly no reason. The electrical engineer suggests testing the electronics of the car and attempt to find out if a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting stopped up. Then, the Microsoft engineer, comes up with a ""Microsoft Solut…