Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Bud. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELL…

What did microsoft say to the attractive girl in the room? Can I crash at your place tonight?

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb? I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother.