Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Bud. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELL…

What did microsoft say to the attractive girl in the room? Can I crash at your place tonight?

Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music? Because they can only use OneNote!

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb? I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.