What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!#Mario#Dating#Q&A545🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)#Marios#Mario#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? "I D K"#Mario#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball.#Mario#Japan#Nintendo#Sports+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you#Mario#Luigi Wear#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it.#Mario#Food#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle.#Mario#Netflix#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.#Mario#Luigi Board#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles? He always gets Toad.#Mario#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of? Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.#Super#And#Mario#Luigis+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp