An English businessman... An English businessman is in Japan for an important contract. Feeling stressed out, he goes to a brothel and finds a cute, young girl. Although shy at first, soon she starts moaning and panting, and keeps on screaming ""Soko janai! Soko janai!"". While he couldn't speak or understand Japanese, the man is glad to know that he managed to please her so much. The next day, he strikes the deal, and is invited to play golf with his Japanese associates. On the hardest hole of …

A UK businessman returns from Japan... after spending a few weeks out there trying to gain some new clients and drum up new business. During his trip he had some serious down time and got busy with a few of the local girls. One in particular seemed extremely satisfied during their encounter. She didn't speak a word of English but screamed ""Nakahi"" in utter delight throughout. Returning after a successful trip, he arranges lunch with one of the UK's top businessmen who has a lot of potential Ja…

Wong ho A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling ""Gama Su!, Gama Su!"". Hearing this, the Californian knew he ha…

Wreck it Ralph 2 is confirmed Disney has plans expanding on the characters who got little screen time, plus using more video game characters for its movie. For this, they need to talk to one of the biggest video game companies in the world. Disney walks up to Nintendo and proposes a deal. ""So, Nintendo, what will it take for us to use Mario and Luigi in our movie?"" Nintendo pauses, and purses it's lips, thinking for a moment. ""60 billion dollars?"" asks Nintendo. Disney straps on a poker face…