Mario Jokes

Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter... So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this.

I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.

Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down.

[Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!

FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend

Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.

I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly..

Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE

You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.

*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat

So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?

Princess Peach: Something's different. You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario.

Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

The Italian Beach (NSFW) Mario and Luigi, two Italians recently out of jail, see each other at a bar. ""Luigi! You friggin guy! how are ya, i heard you just got outa jail,"" Mario drunkenly exclaimed. ""Yeahs, i was ina the jail for robbery, how about you Mario?"" slurred Luigi. ""well,"" began mario, shaking his head sadly ""i was a-layin on da beach."" Luigi was obviously surprised and said""but Mario, you cant git arrested for a-laying on da beach!"" Mario looked up from his drink and said gr…

So much for being invincible. It was a warm, sunny day as Mario was relaxing in the cafe area of a favorite restaurant of his, enjoying a cappucino. Toad strolls up to him and says ""Mario, look at this!"" He pulls a Starman out of his pocket and continues, ""As long as you hold this, nothing can hurt you!"" Taken aback but nonetheless pleasantly surprised by the gift, Mario rushes home to show Princess Peach. Before entering his home however, Mario hears moans coming from an open window near th…

How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

These days are different, you can't celebrate your kid's birthday at a fast food restaurant anymore My ex-wife freaked out when I told her about our son's Mario themed party. All I said was that he got a boo cake from Five Guys.

""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board.

Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!

You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim

Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario.""