Mario Jokes

Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline? In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line - ""...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."" But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?""

Three men stop for lunch Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says "I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly jumps off the from the 10th floor to his death. Mario from Italy says "I agree - I am so sick of pasta for lunch, if I find my lunch is pasta I will jump off the building and…

So Mario is talking to Luigi. "So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it's a not you, it's a me! Mario!"

Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

Peach: “I don’t understand, why are you breaking up with me, Mario??” Mario: “It’s not you, IT’S-A ME!”

Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called Mario says “It’s a Mii.”

The Italian Virginity Test Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says … “Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit: a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel.” Mario asks … “And what do I do with these things, doc?” The doctor replies … “Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the o…

Because Nintendo's beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name? Itsume.

Don't be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber

What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you

How does Mario talk with the dead? With a Luigi board

What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!

Mario and Luigi were on the bus while visiting America So Mario says to Luigi

Don't be racist be like Mario...

""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks

So Mario is talking to Luigi. ""So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her

Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber

The Italian Virginity Test .... Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says … “Mario

How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you

What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history