What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board.#Mario#Lou#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in "The Plunger Games".#Mario#Luigi#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp