Greece Jokes

Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!

11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's.

What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros

What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years.

NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper

If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?

In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper.

If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?

What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar.

What's the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars.

I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?

If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio

Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom.

Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone.

A man in Athens gets a barrel of olive oil poured over him... ""Covered in grease in Greece."" For some reason this happens to more and more people... ""Covered in grease in Greece increase."" The news papers report on this phenomenon... ""Covered in grease in Greece increase covered.""

Food and Country Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there was Norway I could eat them all. The Romanian ingredients where some Belize pepper and a Canada best soup I could ever find. Can you Bolivia it? I Cyprus the urge of buying some Fiji Water. I H…

A group of friends decide to create a punk rock band... ... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with. Shit started getting popular in their city. When critics caught wind of their first studio album, they saw Shit as a revival of classic punk, launching the band from small gigs t…

A man goes on holiday... A man goes on holiday to Greece. One night whilst he is there he see's a stunning Greek woman. He approaches her and they get talking but suddenly the woman's phone rings and she has to leave. Before she leaves she writes a note on a piece of paper and hands it to the man. The man without reading it places it in his pocket. The next morning the man looks at the piece of paper the woman gave him, but the message is written in Greek. He walks down to the reception and appr…

What's the capital of Greece? About 10

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned

Triple Filter Test!!! In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, ""Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"" ""Hold on a minute,"" Socrates replied. ""Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."" [""Triple filter?""](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=573) ""That's right,"" Socrates continued. ""Before…

What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around.

Two men travel by train The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window. How do you do that without looking? Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you. He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies. Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is…

Greek PhD A doctor sees a patient in his clinic who needed stitches in his hand. The doctor takes the man in and stitches his hand up, and the two make small talk, and man learns that the doctor actually attended medical school and got his PhD in Greece. The man's hand becomes infected in a few days because the stitching was done incorrectly. When he goes back to the clinic to get it fixed, the doctor says he doesn't know how. The man asks him how he can be a doctor but not know how to fix this …