Greece Jokes

In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys?

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?,"It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breakup of China.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?,"When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu""

What country does fried fish swim in? Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion? Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!

Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece.

How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Exam question: According to Germany how much is Greece worth? [1 Mark]

Did you know the Bible forbids sunbathing in Greece? That means it is a sin to go to Cos and get a tan.

On a scale of 1-15, how bad is the economic crisis in Greece? Athen

Whats the most slippery country? Greece.

What’s the slipperiest country? Greece!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the capital of Greece? The G

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia? Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.