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Timmy : I'm Hungary Timmy : I'm Hungary. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough.

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What is the (literal) oldest joke you know? Mine is this, which is from Ancient Greece: A man is feeling unwell, so he goes to the doctor. Doctor tells him “You have to stop drinking wine. If you have even one more glass, it will kill you.” A few days later, the doctor happens to be walking past a tavern when he sees his patient through the window, drinking wine. The patient catches the doctor’s eye at the same time. He chugs his glass, then rushes up the stairs to the top of the building. H

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The Greek Tailor So, there is this little boy who grows up in a small town in rural Greece. When he gets old enough to work, he leaves the small town to seek his fortune in the big city. He finds a job and he is doing okay, but he is very lonely because he doesn't know anybody and he misses all of his friends. One day he is catching the bus to work, and as he steps off the bus, his trousers catch on the door and he tears a big hole. He thinks "I can't go to work like this." So he finds a t

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The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend) Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a

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